Due to a combination of my own laziness and being annoyed with the new lj comment pages, I haven't been/likely won't be updating new fic here. If you're looking for my new stuff, it's all over here on AO3. ♥

Okay, so apparently it was a lie that I wouldn't be posting here anymore. But this is just a little thing I wrote in the face of the tragedy that was Jonathan Toews not returning to the world of hockey this past Thursday. HE WAS HOWEVER ON THE RECORD SAYING HE WAS EXCITED TO ROOM WITH KANER AGAIN. Hence, comfort fic:

( re-posted b/c my other journal is FO )

title armed with every precious failure
word count: 26, 717
pairing: Kane/Toews (also featuring T.J Oshie as Tazer's sassy gay bro)
summary: Patrick wipes at his mouth, glaring. “You’re doing a pretty shitty job at the whole soulmate thing so far, I just want you to know that. Sincerely, from me to you, and all that.” In which Patrick and Johnny soulbond at the World Juniors in 2007.
notes: Well, everyone knows that Tazer and Kaner competed in tournaments prior to playing against each other in Juniors. What this fic presupposes is... MAYBE THEY DIDN'T? This fic also presupposes that Eclipse was published in, idk, let's say 2006 or something. WHATEVER, IT'S AN AU. I disclaim. Dates and events may not be entirely as depicted here, etc, etc! Don't Toews me, bro.

Also, thank you to mockturtletale and halflinen and imntsaying and svmadelyn for their help and handholding and general putting up with my blah blah blah blah. IT TAKES A VILLAGE, okay.

(Just reposting this guy from A03 because apparently I still want all my fic to live together in this journal as well.)

( part one )

title: the dog days are over
pairing(s): Kane/Toews (background Seabrook/Keith)
word count: 7121
summary: Around the third post-game interview in a row that Jonny brings Patrick up for absolutely no reason but his own, Patrick realizes Tazer’s in full-on, gay-ass love with him. In which much ado is made about possibly innocuous line-changes, boys are dumb, and Jonathan Toews attempts to woo Patrick Kane via signed copies of Twilight.
notes: thanks to mockturtletale, halflinen, and elucreh for all their help with this. ♥

( so you'd better run )

title: pretty good looking (for a girl)
pairing: Toews/Kane
word count: 7890
summary: In which Jonny turns into a short, ugly girl, but Patrick still wants to hit that anyway.
notes: my kingdom to mockturtletale for her e-mails and encouragement and general existence, and thanks to halflinen for catching my typos and misplaced commas.

( So whatever, maybe everyone should listen to real feminists like Patrick Kane and let Jonny make out with him already )

title: this tornado loves you
pairing(s): Mike/Harvey, Mike/Trevor/Jenny (and various permutations therein)
word count: 60K
summary: A story about first loves and true loves, about friendship, growing up, and growing together. Atlernatively, this is a story about Mike figuring out what he deserves, and learning how to ask for it. (AU)
title: this tornado loves you
pairing(s): Mike/Harvey, Mike/Trevor/Jenny (and various permutations therein)
word count: 60K
summary: A story about first loves and true loves, about friendship, growing up, and growing together. Atlernatively, this is a story about Mike figuring out what he deserves, and learning how to ask for it. (AU)
may contian cliches from the following: highschool AUs, college AUs, curtain fic, H/C.
warnings: excessive amounts of Trevor, casual disregard for how the legal system works, flexible regard for how American college systems work, and a mishmash of spoilers for season one, despite being a wacky AU. Also, inebrieated underage shenanigans and poor life choices.
authors notes: this story is for mockturtletale, because it would not exist without her. And also because she's AMAZING. The latter explains the former, however, so mostly it's for her because she's amazing. Without her, I would have abandoned this story on the side of the road many times over, and it would also suck a lot more than it does. She gave me encouragment and so many good ideas, all of which I stole shamelessly. So. Here it is, bb, thank you again for all your help! <33333

Thanks also to my dearest elucreh for helping wrangle my commas and other poor habbits, you're a champion. ♥

And now, because this story is massive, and I am ridiculous: ( here is a mix )

part one; that teenage feeling